- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

captcha: all yer base

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

kcuf read it backwards

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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