What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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so the weather's nice...

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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