The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Women drivers...

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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