- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Of course, first door on your left

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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