- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

ok

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

how may i help you

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Sarah Palin

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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