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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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