- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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