Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

Women's Rights

What do u call a banana? A banana......

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

THE END.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

hey, my names mark.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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