Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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women's rights

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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