- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Your Mom

Choir.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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