Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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