- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Rebecca Black.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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