- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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