Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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richard is fag

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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