why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Lil Wayne's rapping career

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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