- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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