- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why was the gay guy sad?

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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