How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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That's what SHE said!

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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KONY 2012

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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God wrote this joke.................................

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