- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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