Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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A man killed himself.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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FIONN'S LIFE

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YOU

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Anti Joke

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