- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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