- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Nuneaton..

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

get in the car.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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