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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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