Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Girls soccer

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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