What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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pudding

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Y u do dis?

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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hi bye

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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