Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Anti Joke

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