Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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