What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Okay, after this one then...

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Woman's Rights

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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