Jayden Eccles

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Hi what I lug you

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Youre mom is so dead...

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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