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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

what does a granny look best in? 1950

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

knock knock come in!

What's red, blue & green all over?

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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