why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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I work at jcpenny

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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My name is Harry.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Anti Joke

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