A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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women's rights

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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hello anomonous

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Anti Joke

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