- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Asians.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

black people

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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