What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Asians.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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I have aids

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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