Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Daym im romantic

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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