Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

A fish swims up your penis...

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Justin Bieber's mother.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

The government

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

kaite is dumb that is true

Nice belt.

Carrot fingers

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Jewwy Jewstein

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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