A blonde walked into a bar.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Help I'm being raped!

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What color is red paint? Red

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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