- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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