why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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cancer

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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