tims sty:)

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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