- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

A blonde walked into a bar.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

world peace

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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