An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

women's rights

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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