- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

A ginger was with his friends

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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