- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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