- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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