what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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this is not a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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