Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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What stops a train? A missile

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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