a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

Knock knock. Who's there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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