Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

why does column have a letter n?

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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