what do you get when you use heroin aids.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

The Moon Landing.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

You and your parents are going to die today

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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