Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Obamacare

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Jews

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Bean.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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