Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Nice belt.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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