- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

what's the difference between a duck?

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

I am a joke. I am funny.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400