- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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