roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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