A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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eden stop

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Anti Joke

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