Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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