Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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