- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Mullets

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Lets go Yankees

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Women's rights

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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