- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

I just drank a cola.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

roses are red violets are blue

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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