Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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