- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Are you a tree

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

guess what chicken butt

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Knock, Knock ...

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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