Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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