- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

everybody loves raymond

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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