if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Face...the other white meat!

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

God. God.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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