What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What's half of 8? o

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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