How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Bob Saget

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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how did the man die he didnt

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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