Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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roses are red violets are blue

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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