- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Christianity

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Sammi suck kyles chode

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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