Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Catholicism.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Sex education in Texas,

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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