Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Sarah Palin

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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