Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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bologna

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Man U

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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