- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

The Morman Religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Rick santorum

Bean.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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