What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Moo! I'm a goat!

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Winter

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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