A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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