- Anti Joke

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl