Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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you first

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Anti Joke

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