What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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