- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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