Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Potassium? K.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Do you love me? No.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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